January 2012
"Christians."
charmaineagbuya:
People think the life of a Christian is easy. Perfect. ‘Holier-than-thou.’ But you know, being a Christian is one of the hardest things in the world. We have to expect to be persecuted for our faith, and when we do get persecuted, it’s realistically hard to deal with. To be hated for loving Christ still hurts my head.
What hurts more than being persecuted by non-believers is...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Billie lol
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Reblog this and see what you get.
1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
